And you want me to talk to you....why? You dumped me, remember? That was kinda the only thing I had going for me. That place. Now I'm forced to sit here in the depths of your brain with nothing much to do?

God I feel so loved. Thank youI'm sure you could figure out something to do with me. You're a smart girl ( Read more... )

What makes you think I want all of those new memories? Okay. Aside from the ones with Sam. You can't use him as a bargaining chip, that's not fair ( Read more... )

Alright, sweetie. Enough of this "hiatus" bullshit - and yes, I did just do air quotes, sue me - and let's get back to business. You're watching the place every day as it is, you may as well let us back.

I mean...a grown man can only take being a puppy for so long before his ego feels wounded. Very wounded. And let's face it, it's not the best way ( Read more... )

My dear mundane,

Stop getting attached to things. I probably should have said this a long time ago, but I'm saying it now.

Why do you always get more attached to the doomed things than others do anyway?

I know I have other things going now, and other possibilities, but I still kind of wish you would shut me down.

...I'm glad you're excited about the possibility of torturing me. Really. It's a very good thing I'm not scared of anything. No, not me. Not scared ( Read more... )

Dearest mundane...

A word, if you please...

...I highly resent being called Grandpa. ...he may not have said it, but he thought it. I heard.